Archives: ‘April Fool’s Edition’

A Real Bicycle Boulevard

April 1st, 2014 | [From: April Fool's Edition] has learned that reports of turning Royal Street into a more bicycle friendly artery have missed the point by a mile or at least 3 blocks. According to well-placed City Hall sources, Transportation and Environmental Services Director Richard Baer has actually proposed turning Washington Street into a Bicycles-only Boulevard.

Climate Change with a Vengeance

April 1st, 2014 | [From: April Fool's Edition]

Meteorologists are warning of a new set of phenomena that could trigger a major Memorial Day snow storm in the Washington Metro Region. A massive trough of extremely cold Antarctic air is flowing northward in the Pacific Ocean.

A National Treasure

April 1st, 2014 | [From: April Fool's Edition] has learned of a startling discovery made by the Office of Historic Alexandria. The one story brick structure in the middle of the City parking lot at the corner of North St. Asaph and Cameron Streets appears to be leaning.